4th+Period+Group+4

//Agent L and Agent Y: Their Story //  //Characters // LOUISE/AGENT L, //the always-right one, slightly spastic// YVONNE/AGENT Y, //the dramatic one,// MISS HAPPYCAQES, //the happy yet strict teacher//  //Setting/Plot: // //They are sitting in a 2nd grade classroom after school. //MISS HAPPYCAQUES //is sitting across from two children,// LOUISE //and// YVONNE. LOUISE //and// YVONNE //are telling// MISS HAPPYCAQUES //why they did not do their homework.// MISS HAPPYCAQUE//’s phone rings, so she answers it and starts talking. Then// LOUISE //and// YVONNE //act out their story. //  MISS HAPPYCAQUES (crossing her arms and looking mean): Girls, this is serious. This behavior is unacceptable in my classroom. When you go to third grade, you have to complete your homework on time, NO ACCEPTIONS! Miss Strictmuffin will not be as understanding as I am. LOUISE (uses lots of hand motion, whispers): It’s not our fault! The Magical Unicorn Land needed our help! They were so lonely. MISS HAPPYCAQUES (talking loudly): The Magical Unicorn Land?!? YVONNE: DON’T SAY IT LOUD! We don’t other people to know about it. Trust me, we know what can happen. Too many spies were going into Dodo Bird Land. MISS HAPPYCAQES: Spies?!? <span style="font-family: 'Georgia','serif';">LOUISE: Yes, we’re spies. <span style="font-family: 'Georgia','serif';">MISS HAPPYCAQES: Are you serious? <span style="font-family: 'Georgia','serif';">LOUISE: Yes, that’s why we couldn’t do our homework. <span style="font-family: 'Georgia','serif';">YVONNE (rolling her eyes): duuuuuuuuuhhhhhh <span style="font-family: 'Georgia','serif';">MISS HAPPYCAQES (glaring YVONNE, but playing along): Why do you need to go to Magical Unicorn Land in the first place? <span style="font-family: 'Georgia','serif';">LOUISE and YVONNE (together): Well…. //<span style="font-family: 'Georgia','serif';">MISS HAPPYCAQES’ cell phone rings. // <span style="font-family: 'Georgia','serif';">MISS HAPPYCAQES: One minute please girls. //<span style="font-family: 'Georgia','serif';"> Answers phone, stands up, backs into corner. Starts mumbling about peas. LOUISE and YVONNE stand up. // //<span style="font-family: 'Georgia','serif';">YVONNE starts crawling/crouching along the wall. // <span style="font-family: 'Georgia','serif';">LOUISE (putting her hands together in gun-form. Looks around suspiciously): dun dun dun dun! <span style="font-family: 'Georgia','serif';">YVONNE //and// LOUISE //come together, standing back-to-back. Start singing things like ‘dun dun dun dun’. Take out unicorn pictures. Takes tape from desk and tapes pictures onto white board. Mumbles about// AGENT L //and// AGENT Y. MISS HAPPYCAQES //hangs up phone.// <span style="font-family: 'Georgia','serif';">LOUISE: //They’re always with us.// <span style="font-family: 'Georgia','serif';">LOUISE AND YVONNE (//wide-eyed): THEY’RE WATCHING YOU!// <span style="font-family: 'Georgia','serif';">MISS HAPPYCAQES (//sighs): I need an aspirin.// //<span style="font-family: 'Georgia','serif';">(exits the room, leaving //<span style="font-family: 'Georgia','serif';">LOUISE //and// YVONNE //behind. They high-five each other.)// <span style="font-family: 'Georgia','serif';">LOUISE //and// YVONNE (//singing): Magical unicorns will rule the world! Shun the non-believers!// <span style="font-family: 'Georgia','serif';"> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia','serif';"> THE END <span style="font-family: 'Georgia','serif';"> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia','serif';"> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia','serif';"> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia','serif';"> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia','serif';"> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia','serif';"> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia','serif';"> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia','serif';">