4th+Period+Group+3

The Italian Sunday Promenade

Luigi Bertolli- Anjan: The Robber/ Classic Italian description and does not know a lot of English DetectiveChurchill-Ben: The Smart cop/ Tall, brawney and very smart. Tends to look at things from different angles Officer Willson "Willy" Henry III-Saahj: The dumb Cop/ Small stupid and very unworthy of being a police officer.

Scene One: //It is a typical Sunday in Paris. The sun hung over the blue like a light hangs in a bedroom. The city is peacefully as the soft cooing of white pigeons. The play starts out in a quaint bank that is on the edge of the town. It seems that nothing will go wrong but there could not be any more of a better time to rob a bank. Then all of the sudden a man walks in with a bandanna over his mouth a hoddy over his head and a pair of sunglasses. Brandishing three throwing knives and semi-auto gun. Then the man started to talk.//

Luigi (he talks with a thick Italian ascent): This is a bank robbery. Give me all of your money!!! Counter Man: Hey man! Cool it man you don't have to do this. Luigi (Pointing the gun at the behind the counter he shoats): Cann it! No one try to be a hero so don't move! Just give me the money! Counter Man: Please sir, don't kill me! (Then talking to the people and whispering loudly to the people): I am going to press the silent alarm button. (Then in a loud voice an alarm sounds and says): SILENT ALARM ACTIVATED! Counter man ( Signaling that his is obliging his steps back and quickly and quietly taps a red button under the counter): Don't do anything rash, please I am going to get the money. Luigi (Points his gun and kills the counter man on his way out) Luigi then hears a siren coming and runs to a car that still has keys in it. Luigi - Please, get out of the car. Luigi - I dont want to kill anybody else...(points gun at man in car) Man get out of car and gives the keys to luigi... Luigi manages to get into the car before the police could get there... The chase begins as they go down the road and start steering left and right...

Draft 2:

Counter Man: Hey man! Cool it man you don't have to do this.
 * Luigi: ** (he talks with a thick Italian ascent): This is a bank robbery. Give me all of your money!!!


 * Luigi: ** (Pointing the gun at the behind the counter he shoats): Cann it! No one try to be a hero so don't move! Just give me the money!


 * Counter Man ** : Please sir, don't kill me! (Then talking to the people and whispering loudly to the people): I am going to press the silent alarm button.


 * Counter man ** : ( Signaling that his is obliging his steps back and quickly and quietly taps a red button under the counter): Don't do anything rash, please I am going to get the money. ( Signaling that his is obliging his steps back and quickly and quietly taps a red button under the counter): (then a loud voice goes): SILENT ALARM ACTIVATED!!!( Ben stopped here)


 * Luigi ** : I told you not to make any moves hero!(Points his gun and kills the counter man on his way out)
 * Counter man: ( ** falls down and crawls out of the room)(changes into police man outfit)
 * Luigi: (leaves a note and then pick up the money and leaves the bank) **
 * Policeman one (Ben): ** (busts in through door) Look what we got here!


 * Policeman two (Saahj): ( ** walks in after policeman one...looks around jumps in surprise) OH MY GOD THERE HAS BEEN A ROBBERY SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE!!!

Churchill: For heavens sake Willy shut up! Willy: Sorry (Looking down and then seeing a piece of paper) (Willy read the note out loud, it says): **//I am going to Africa! Try and catch me!!! But first I am going for lunch…//** Willy: Look (handing the note to Churchill) it’s a riddle this one is way to hard for me. See if you can get anything out of this Churty Churchill: Don’t freaking call me that! Anyway let me see. (As Churchill sees the note he shakes his head is disgrace)

Draft 3

(he talks with a thick Italian ascent): This is a bank robbery. Give me all of your money!!! Counter Man: Hey man! Cool it man you don't have to do this.


 * Luigi: ** (Pointing the gun at the behind the counter he shoats): Cann it! No one try to be a hero so don't move! Just give me the money!


 * Counter Man ** : Please sir, don't kill me! (Then talking to the people and whispering loudly to the people): I am going to press the silent alarm button.


 * Counter man ** : ( Signaling that his is obliging his steps back and quickly and quietly taps a red button under the counter): Don't do anything rash, please I am going to get the money. ( Signaling that his is obliging his steps back and quickly and quietly taps a red button under the counter): (then a loud voice goes): SILENT ALARM ACTIVATED!!!( Ben stopped here)


 * Luigi ** : I told you not to make any moves hero!(Points his gun and kills the counter man on his way out)
 * Willson: ( ** falls down and crawls out of the room)(changes into police man outfit)
 * Luigi: (leaves a note and then pick up the money and leaves the bank) **
 * Policeman one (Ben): ** (busts in through door) Look what we got here!

Churchill: For heaven’s sake Man I am the police! Willy: Sorry (Looking down and then seeing a piece of paper) (Willy read the note, it says): **//I am going to Africa! Try and catch me!!! But first I am going for lunch…//** Willy: Look (handing the note to Churchill) it’s a riddle this one is way too hard for me. See if you can get anything out of this Officer Churchill: I am a Detective not and officer. Anyway let me see. (As Churchill sees the note he shakes his head is disgrace) Churchill: Sir your are an idiot! This is not a riddle or if it is then very bad one. Willson: Oh, sorry. Well can I make it up to you by helping you? Churchill: I guess you can help me. If you are then you’ll need this ( Churchill hands Willy a hand gun out of his boot) Willy: Thanks ( Willy puts the gun into his pocket and then says): Anyway Call me Willy. Churchill: Ok, now if we are going to find him then we should think of where his is. Willy: We should go and find him at McDonalds Churchill: Why must we go there? Willy: Because that is his favorite restaurant Churchill: And how do you know that? Willy: Because he is my overseas pen pal! Churchill: Why haven’t you told me of this!? Willy: Because he said that we were suppose to keep it quiet. This was also repeated when I gave him a detailed map of Paris with an escape route included. This came with a sheet of fine fast food restaurants. Churchill: (Stands gaping at Willy then says): Willy you idiot!!! Why didn’t you tell me of this? Willy: Like I said I was suppose to keep it quiet. Churchill (Fake Slap and then say): You are the dumbest man in Paris!!! Willy: Thank Yoop! Churchill (Slaps his forehead in distain. Then says): From Now on you do what I say and don’t even try to do anything smart! (Then to the crowd): Though I don’t think that he could do if he tried for his life. Well now lets go get this guy. Willy: (Then Pointing into the air he says) To the Batmobile!!! Churchill: What the heck are you talking about! OHHH, come on! Catch’em and Bag’em The two cops arrive at the McDonalds and see Luigi preparing to eat a Big-Mac. Churchill (Stepping out of car): Well, Well, Well. What do we have here? You are going down! Get him Willy!! Willy (Gets Excited and shoots gun then screams) Churchill: Oui, Just get him. Well I guess that if I don’t do it then it doesn’t get done. ( Churchill then steps forward and takes down Luigi
 * Willson: Please sir there has been a robbery! Do cell phone, oh good (Seeing the radio on Churchill’s Shoulder) call the police! **