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 Locker Panic

Bruce: A stressed out student. Brian: Is smart but unrealistic and Bruce's friend. Lenny: Unintelligent but realistic and Bruce's friend.

Setting-Bruce is standing in the hallway groaning about his stomach. His friends are talking down the hall and start to walk down the hall towards Bruce.

BRUCE: I can't beleive I ate all that food. Oh well, at least I've got some tums in my locker. (walk to locker and attempt to open)

BRIAN: Hey Bruce what are you doing?

BRUCE: Aww Man!! My lockers jammed.

Lenny: Oh goshdidily darn it, were gonna die. (Lenny starts to cry)

BRIAN: Calm down no one is going to die.

Bruce: I still don't know how to open my locker.

Brian: Ooh! Ooh! I have an Idea!

Lenny: I have an idea too!

Brian: No you don't.

Lenny: Oh, really? Okay.

Bruce: Well one of you better tell me your idea. Cause I got to go to class.

Lenny: Wait, I just remembered- I actually do have an ide-

Brian: Be Quiet!

Lenny: Why don't we just kick it?

Brian: That would never work.

Lenny: Sure it will. (Lenny kicks the locker very hard) OOOOOWWWWW!!!

Bruce: It didn't work. (sounds frustrated)

Brian: While Lenny here breaks his foot, I have a better idea. First, we get costumes from the costume store and act as janitors to get to the supply closet. Then we find a crowbar and bring it back up to get the locker open.

Bruce: That would take too long. I need to get my locker open now.

Lenny: Why don't we just ask the janitor for the keys?

Bruce: He's not at school. Today is his day off.

Lenny: If we kick the door twice the locker will open.

Bruce: No. You’re not kicking my locker (pause) AGAIN.

Lenny: (In a matter of fact tone) I'm telling you, just kick it.  Brian: Why? You already tried that, it doesn't work!

Lenny: Try it again, it works best the second time. Brian: I have an idea, why don't you come up with an idea that WORKS!!! Lenny: Maybe I will.

Brian: You couldn't even if you tried.

Lenny: Oh yeah (indestinct arguing)  (Brian and Lenny continue arguing back and forth)

Bruce: Guys. Guys! GUYS!!! Stop Arguing!!

Lenny: We are trying to have a decent conersation here!!!!!

Bruce: What about my locker?

Lenny: Oh yeah my idea. Okay here it is first we need a monkey and a ballon-

Brian: It didn't work for the toliet it won't work for this.

Lenny: Hey it almost worked.

Brian: No it didn't.

(Continue arguing)

Bruce: No! I'm running out of time. I have to get to class. (Unsuccessfully attempts to break up the fight) (Frustrated Bruce bangs on his locker. Then starts pacing back and forth) Lenny: Ooh! I’ve got it. I know how to open your locker. (Lenny takes a step forward tripping Bruce while he is in mid-step. Bruce falls backwards and hits his head on the locker door. The door swings open and Bruce lands on the ground beside the locker) Brian: Hey Bruce your lockers open. Bruce? Oh great he’s unconscious. Lenny: I told you guys we should have kicked the locker. (Lenny grabs the locker door and swings it. Hitting Brian square in the head and Brian falls behind the door.)

Lenny: Brian, Brian? Hey, where did you go. Bruce? Brian? Oh well. (Skips away merrily as Bruce and Brian lie unconcious on the floor)